soothing violence...

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2004-10-03T17:10:00.000-07:00

can just laf and die. ryt here on channel 5.
got my maths, english, malay, history and a quarter of geog.
did horribly. ask me wen u see me nex tym. dahaha.

i nearly drop dead just now.

2004-09-22T08:16:00.000-07:00

came usual time dis morning.
i swear i nearly died when lee told me practical was at 12.
cud die. the embarassment of running to the yard. and finding out that
my class wasnt there.
luckily si lee datang siang.
only god noes wat i wud do next.
dahlah si maha telefon tak werking.

so. 4 hours to kill. its only erm... 0816 now.
yer yer jer nakd atang cepat.

amik kau.

stupidity killed the moe teachers.

2004-09-06T21:20:00.000-07:00

ohmypunk.
u all noting better to do ah.
riot-riot only.

so ifran's gonna stand his ground?
cos he told me he got threatened by some ppl.
and so. he shud lah. period.

today. cik mah. miftah. study.

yesterday. cik mah. cik mah. ah.
and my mum came home at 9.
but she wasnt anywhere near the word 'angry'.

lucky.

urs,
ale.

pat mak tempeh. hah-

2004-09-03T03:27:00.000-07:00

oh. i tell u one story.

once upon a time.
there was a day.
and on this faithful day...
dis person ah took her social studies prelims.
and her phychem practical as wel.

the end.

ziplock fer pencil case.

yey.

expert builder.

2004-08-19T23:52:00.000-07:00

plastered face.
plaster her face.
deedumdeedum.

im an expert builder.
tankz to MOE.

plaster her ah.

dub.

2004-08-18T21:50:00.000-07:00

entries are boring wen the colors suck.
lyf is gay wen u nearly get caught.
parents are nice wen u buy them gd results.

eurghhh.

clothes at marina square are gorgeous. feel lyk raping them.
kiakiakia. and the past few daes are nightmares. \/

*dies*

i luv black.

roulette.

2004-08-15T06:00:00.000-07:00

tt was cross country for u. pretty much cooler den b4.
won zany green parade. surprisingly. moshed for a lil wyl
wif the gurl.s hHHAHA. caught m'hassan staring at us. she had
dis disgusted look on her face. cos lin was also skanking lyk mad.
thirdwave skank. AHAHHE.

they played mad caddies fer us. but it only lasted fer
a wyl. yg lain tu...some radio hits ar.

so. went blading after cross country. had class picnic.
they went kayaking. i went blading. bladed alone.
punk khianat betol lah. but its ok. the fon became my companion.
setia ah. abestu..lim xian started complaining sebab kener jager the
area. she wit her elecronical device wich i tot was labelled "kickers".
some game. ooh.

oh. i guess we won the parade cos ov class participation.
and me n lily actually stole the green head of tt dustbin. i mean
the cover. we kinda scanned the area for the cleanest dustbin ever.
and we stole it. and took off to add on to the parade.
[needed somting to gendang.]

after tt, we rutrned it.

oh yeah.

roulette.

2004-08-14T02:42:00.001-07:00

death.

2004-08-03T18:39:00.000-07:00

has anyone tried to be funny wen things are not ryt?
cos. u shudnt. and u shud. we do need tt kinda lafter.
but. at tyms, we dont.

i was late todae. but its ok. im nt running. not anymore.
ive probably developed a phobia. jogaphobia. or twopointfourphobia.
heh. lame.
anywaes, khai went to tamp again. uhuh. he asked me to study wif him.
speaking of studying, bio is tdae. oh. dn remind me. even doh ive reminded myself.
i'll flunk bio. yes.

ooh. guess whos infront of me? si punk khianat tu ah.

kk lah. shes not punk but she boasts abt her new phone.
so therefore, shes a punk khianat.
typical rich-spoilt-brat-mungens. hehe.

*snatches underwear*

hmm. im looking forward to dis fridae.
only the stockings part. yg lain2 tu... uhuh.
and k.ong was pretty nyc to me juz now.
skit hari, she mentioned abt the soul in my eyes.
"u have a soul in ur eyes. live up to tt soul. the more u shud tie up ur hair so tt ppl can see ur eyes..."
oh eyera..wat have u done... u have juz "padehal2" to k.ong. "uve juz been punked. welcome to the family."

ive got a heap of scolding frm cik mah ysterdae.
abt the hockey match.
tengok org main dari jauh, teringin pulak chek nak praktis.
tapi. o's are cuming. damn it arrrrh.
the silent rhythm. 4e8's singing. uhuh. their bdae song.
hapi bdae. er, ryt. HAHA \/

did i tell u bt jub-0? hes so jubo k. he better watch tt mouth of his. b4, i smack it wif my dramatic violent
splash of vulgarities. wooohoo. ader gituUuu.

kk. roger u punk khianat u/

toot.

2004-08-02T20:36:00.000-07:00

i woke up on sunday. thinkin it was saturday.
i freaked out. cos i had a social studies test tt day.
it was 0930. and then i realised. it was a sunday.

and. yeah. guess wat. to add to the irratance of my life,
bee found out. she found out bt the girl and the crush.
oh gee. i would rather die a thousand deaths.
but shes pretty cool bt it. lucky me.

malay. alena dint cum. ooh. fun. yet. surprising.
cos she rarely miss lessons.
i still tink her sons kewt. i mean tt lil boi of hers.
aniwae. saw khai todae at tamp mrt. he told me tt
hes perfrming his oi! songs after sch. hmm. fun.

"My japanese name is 石川 Ishikawa (stone river) 歩 Ayumi (walk, deeper meaning: walk your own way)."

oh yeah. so im erm... Ayumi Ishikawa.

PAIsey.

2004-07-31T06:25:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMA NADIRA!!!!!!!!!!!

ema darling. im realli sorie k. im rellli relllllli sorie.

paisey.
i was on the way hm juz now.
walking past the mats hu spend their lumayan
time on the booth grill or wadever they call it.
sitting there lyk nobodies business.
lyk as if their bapak own the area or wat not.
den. i TOT i saw faris. was it? or was it not?
so i juz walked and act lyk my bapak owns the area oso.
then i heard "wooit". and I STUPIDLy tot it was faris.
so i turned at the so called faris and wanted to wave at him
BUT tt guy was juz stoning. so i realised it wasnt faris.
wen i actually did open my mouth to breathe a few greeting words.
but no. it wasnt him. he looked at me lyk as if i juz killed my bapak.

bleurgh.

numb.

2004-07-27T12:40:00.000-07:00

trapped.

not a good dae in sch juz now.
and k.ong sempat told my mum
tt my hair has to be cut.
yeah. cos she picked me up frm sch
dis mrning.
and k.ong juz rushed to meet her.
so, ive cut my hair.
its quite hideous but i lyk it.
and. its short.

so. my 2.4 run dint turn out well.
oh well. yes well.

i need new sneakers. ive been dying dis past few daes.
i shall go get new sneakers. *dies*

2004-07-25T22:03:00.000-07:00

assalamualaikum.

i told u i was an innocent pig.
kklah. erase the pig part. but ive made a sweeping
generalization on st pats guys/ yes i have.

ema was telling me tt she spotted (had to spot)
a bunch of irritating st pats guys cursing madly at one
another. the point is, they were having dis
"i-curse-the-prefix-u-curse-the-suffix"
kinda swearing ceremony.
i'll tell u wat they said.
the guy at the front was lyk "eh wen i sae poo, u say nut"
so the guy at the front said poo.
THEReFORE,
the guy at the back was lyk nut.
so they said. poo nut. haiz. and then they said fukc. aper aper lahhhhhhh. TAK SEN.

i had. i lyk my nose? ema...did u juz say tt? i noe u luv me.

plankton stories.

2004-07-23T10:35:00.000-07:00

+hey to doz who bother bt dis dark
gothic piece of shitty sluttish aka swine-hearted
blog.+

im in cloud 26.
9's are too sexy.
and sexiness and bombshellderness
don appeal to me.
had miftah ysterdae as usual.
and it was ard 1015 wen i saw
kak umi.
o gosh. she relli is a bombshell. *wah, cntradiction*
*melts*
cant believe she got my genes.
and the alleles tt form shud be the same.
shud be ah.
shud.

ema. is. lyk. drooling. over.
He-hu-muz-not-b-named.
yeah.. darling, pls understand
tt even the cutest baby on earth
is relatively uglier in terms of ugliness.
erm. i meant it lyk. if the baby is ugly and if
its the ugliness tt attracts and not the gd loooks,
he wud be less ugly. "less"
ok. juz take it dis way kae.
He. ---> aint jokerish enuf to be listed
under list of joker.s

so. as usual i wen to school.
wif tt cloud 26's tagging along.
and ive been gettin lotsa comments
bt my hair. and i dn tink they necessarily
haf to affect me.
cos i lyk it. haha.

freaky z. wah. tt guy's popularrr.

im goin black. erm. dis national day.
hw un-patriotic.
ok per.
kk.

loser.

2004-07-22T23:15:00.000-07:00

usual flavor.
my fon was cnfiscated by l.iew. or shud
i sae dan's fon was. yeah. my card.
wanted to sms my dad to apologise.
but l.iew. yeah. caught me.
so, she took it.
ah. im nt so upset bt tt.
but if she calls my mum, im doomed
for life.
oh pls.
god, be my saviour.
ah. lucky the spices were there
to add som life into my life.
ok. wat was tt.

nah. noting to complain.
but juz updating the wrecked days
of my life. haha.

i dint go fer sup.
went cik mahs instead.
and then.
yes. and then. som ajis company
arived. with mariana n fir.
and and.. and.. sense.
gababoom~.

oh.loser me.

ema said dis "Irah, kalau takder mentos
ngan tissue dlm pocket, tak sah,"

ok. tt sounded practically lame
and unsoundingly amusing. but
hey. cool per ader tissue n mentos in
my green pockets.

is tt cool? or is tt cool? i..
prefer the second one.

dunchacha.dun.
tt wasnt a song i composed or
anyting. lah.
bye roger to zee folks uptown/

satisfaction...

2004-07-20T12:55:00.000-07:00

*gate crash*

so, as usual. sch
starts wif tt splash
of mundane atmosphere.
i felt lyk a criminal tdae.
was escapin the eyes of
K.ong. uhuh.

i was suspected.

the class commitee
said they believed tt
i wasnt the one.
even doh i was last to
leave the damn cursed
area. and din cum to sch
the next.
so, to be fair to the other suspects,
they had to list me under
list of suspects.
im an innocent suspect.
oxymoronic ainnit.
but my world idols are here
to support me. and i
LUrve them. tankz ppl.

play with my eyes, young boy/

2004-07-20T09:48:00.000-07:00

wat a day. had school.
had social studies ryt after tt.
came half an hour late.
yeah. me n adlin.
lucky bulu was kinda cool bt it.
may god be her saviour.
so. social studies wasnt bad.
it wasnt evil either.

den.

yes.den.
had tt distressing thing after sch.
finish 1630.
rush to cik mahs place.
tuition. physics.
called big mama.
asked fer food.
so, met del, alia, and nini dwnstairs.
brought alia and nini along.
big mama was lyk.
"eh'eh..anal saper nie.
lawa nyer.."
haha.
so..rush back to cik mahs place.
food galore manz.
cik mah ate lyk
she have not eaten fer
a
KERBECHMILLION
years.

poor soul. she rox my illegally low sox.

roger.

self-absorbed in my own memories...

2004-07-19T12:50:00.000-07:00

so as usual.
school starts with tt splash
of mundane atmosphere.
was prctially rushing thru the yard.
juz to get to my row.
and as i was doin so,
i nearly hit dis girl.
so then, i gave a shriek.

and marl was lyk "siol ah".

shush, lil green frog. dn victimise me.

over worked and under paid

2004-07-18T12:15:00.000-07:00

ooh. first entries are always pseudo.
u cum in. enter. hit ur head
on the monitor. and DIE of
lafter. in the first place its juz
hilariously funny to bring in the crap.
cos they make no sense at all.
eurgh. hilarious. wat nonsense.